![]() ![]() My girlfriend is a Scorpio, and she’s a top ipso facto, Scorpio top-o. ![]() Libras are people who will remind you it’s ~libra season~ and that seems very extra to me. Everyone’s a bottom at some point, right? Libra = Bottom But I’m pretty sure they are also bottoms. It’s a lot of “look at me” all-talk-no-game action. You’d think they’d be a top because of all of the fiery energy, but no. Or one girl I know who is a Cancer cries all the time. Get it? Because they are two-faced? Cancer = Bottomĭon’t they, like, cry all the time? I think I heard that once. A ram is easily one of the most aggressive animals out there. I would also like to note that it is quite the fallacy that Aries sounds like air but is a fire sign. ![]() Which makes me think of someone who is light and airy and very go with the flow. And now I’m singing the Spongebob theme song in my brain. If they tried to top they would just flop around like a fish. This makes me think of Aquaria from Rupaul’s Drag Race, and I’m not saying all drag queens are bottoms, but she definitely is. Do they actually have any basis or do they just make their best guess? Well, since queers love astrology, I wanted to give them what they want while seeing if I can’t make myself an overnight astrologist.Ĭategory is: are you a top or bottom? Aquarius = Bottom I always wonder how people actually write those. But I am obsessed with “based on your astrology sign” articles. Like a very loose grasp on the true science and mechanics behind it. I am conversationally fluent in astrology. ![]()
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